Typical Britishers: who is SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE???

1. They came to India
2. They paid the Indians less
3. They made millions of pounds, look who is millionaires now.
4. They got all the fame they wanted


Now they don't give a damn about India or anything. They are happy to show britishers about the India's pathetic condition and get pride by Britishers.

In a nutshell, SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE is nothing but Britisher's vision about India as a SLUM, Indians as DOGS and using them to become MILLIONAIRES. So in reality, the movie makers are the SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRES.

Danny wants to be a millionaire

I was just imagining if Danny was allowed to participate in the "who wants to be a millionare?" show. How funny it can be? This also tells pretty much about my review of the movie.



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Host: So, Danny, tell me something about yourself.

Danny: I am a film director.

Host: And what type of films you direct?

Danny: Mediocre films that people still like it.

Host(baffled): Really?, That's interesting!!!

Danny(smiling): Can you believe it?

Host: Definitely not, but I would like to see them some day and waste few hours of my life.

Host: Well, ladies and gentlemen, Danny Boyle , the film director from Britain,
let's play "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"


Host(not BigB): For Rs. 2000 (US $44.44), here is your first question:

1. After watching the movie "slumdog millionaire, what is the westerner's opinion about india and its people?

A: India is a disease-infested cesspit on earth
B: Indians are self-hating, poverty-stricken, greedy purloiners
C: India is next superpower and westerners are jealous & afraid about it.
D: A&B

what do you think that westerners feel about India, Danny?

Danny: "Ah, I dunno, I would like to ask the audience"

Host(to audience): Put the man out of his misery, ladies and gentlemen. Please vote for the correct answer.

Audience votes for C

Danny: I would like to go with audience

Host: Final answer?

Danny: Yes

Host: Correct answer



Host: So my friend, you're into serious money(US $0.44 million), Shall we play?

Danny: Yes

2. What was NOT ridiculous in the movie "slumdog millionaire"?

A. The "Chilly-on-his-willy" scene
B. Who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire is being aired online
C. Anil kapoor(Host) dancing for contestant winning 10 million rupees
D. Dumb Foreigners thinking Jamal as a guide


Danny: A, The Chilly-on-his-willy scene

Host: Final answer?

Danny: Yes

Host: Computerji C lock kiya jaye

Guess what, You're right.


Watch this video of the REAL slumdog millionaire kid selling in the streets of mumbai talking with foreigners in many languages



Host: Welcome back to "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?". Our contestant, Danny Boyle, film director from Britain, has won Rs. 20000 (US $444.44) and has already used only one lifeline, ask the audience.


Host: Shall we continue, Mr. Danny?


Danny: Yes


3. What is false about Mumbai?

A. There are underworld dons & mafia's in Mumbai
B. There are frequent Hindu-Muslim conflicts
C. Mumbai has largest slum in Asia
D. Mumbai is most dirty & unsafe city to visit/ live

Danny: I'd like to phone a friend

Host: You're going to the wire. Who is it?

Danny: Vikas Swarup

phone ringing

Host: you have 30 seconds.

Vikas: Hello

Danny:Hello Vikas?

Vikas: ya

Danny: What is false about Mumbai?

Is it A. There are underworld dons & mafia's in Mumbai?
or B. There are frequent Hindu-Muslim conflicts?
or C. Mumbai has largest slum in Asia?
or D. Mumbai is most dirty & unsafe city to visit/ live?

Vikas: D. Mumbai is most dirty & unsafe city to visit/ live?

Danny: Sure?

Vikas: ya

Host: Your final answer?

Danny: D

Host: You have just won Rs.2,00,000($4444.44)

Mumbai from air : view of Asia's largest slum co-existing with the tall skyscrapers



Host: Welcome back to "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?"! In the Hot Seat tonight is Danny Boyle for 2 million rupees. He has used two life lines and only 50:50 is left. And the question for 2 million rupees is

4. What was NOT Bizarre in the movie "slumdog millionaire"?

A. showing only dark side of india
B. Soundtrack
C. Script
D. Dance at the end of the movie


Danny: B, Soundtrack

Host: Final answer?

Danny: Yes

Host: Computerji B ko lock kiya jaye

Danny, You are absolutely right.


Danny dances





Host: What a player, what a player

Shall we move onto the last question for 20 million rupees?

Danny: Yes

Host: Are you nervous?

Danny: No

Host: here we go



5. What could be the last question in the show "Who wants to be a millionaire"?

A. Something that coinciding in one's life (Danny smiles)
B. Easy question that even a 5 yr old can answer (Danny laughs)
C. something that only a lucky genius can answer (Danny still laughing)
D. It is written

Host: Final question for 20 million rupees, and he is smiling. I bet he knows the answer.

Danny: Do you believe it, I don't.

Slumdog millionaire Flaws/Goofs

1. "Who wants to be a millionare" being broadcasted LIVE!!!

"A scene from movie people watching the show live"

2. Latika being dragged down in a overcrowded Mumbai railway station was hilarious & when you see people watching it without reacting to it, it reminds me 1960's bollywod movies, where people used to congregate to watch the film shooting. Believe me, it 's humanly impossible even in 2006 unless you had AK47 in your hand & went crazy like terrorist did last year in Mumbai. No one in India will tolerate a girl being tortured in public like that.

"Salim dragging down Lathika through crowded train"

3. Is this really a last question for 2 crore? Is it that easy? Any 5 yr old can answer it.



4. If you still remember kaun banega crorepati (Indian version of Who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire), there were 16 questions to be answered before you take 2 crore home. In the film they showed him answering to only 5 questions that coincided with his life & he used all the 3 lifelines for answering them. Even if we think it 5 questions coincided and he answered 4 by himself, he still have to answer 7 questions without any lifelines. It was not convincing enough.




5. If you remember the rules of kaun banega crorepati, Even if you loose after passing, 5th question, you are assured of taking Rs.10,000 home. Similarly after 10th question, you will take Rs.320,000. So this script was wrong.



6. The last scene where Salim was shot and killed also looked like 1960 movies, where is the blood???



7. Panipuri?? Really? Its dahi puri, my favorite. Ask Indians Danny.



8. You said it right to Danny boss, "No filming". You are true hero in the movie. They still filmed inside dissing him. Please don't shoot any more films insulting Indians.



9. Salim & Jamal talking in fluent English frequently in the movie even though they didn't go to school looked unrealistic (but wait, watch this video clip). Look at the dumb foreigners thinking that Jamal is a guide & believing whatever he told was also unrealistic.